Tuesday, November 29, 2005

Water Bridge


Water Bridge in Germany.... What a feat!Six years, 500 million euros, 918 meters long.......now this is engineering! This is a channel-bridge over the River Elbe and joins the former East and West Germany, as part of the unification project. It is located in the city of Magdeburg, near Berlin. The photo was taken on the day of inauguration. To those who appreciate engineering projects..... Posted by Picasa

Autograph

Girl asking autograph from Shane Warne (Australia) Posted by Picasa

Kid with 3legs

Beleive it or not!!!!!!!!!!! Posted by Picasa

Tongue Twisters

Peter bought a butter,
The butter Peter bought was bitter,
So Peter Bought A better butter,
To make the bitter butter better.
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How much wood would a woodchuck chuckif a woodchuck could chuck wood?
He would chuck, he would, as much as he could,and chuck as much wood as a wood chuck wouldif a woodchuck could chuck wood.
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Which witch wished which wicked wish?
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Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.
Did Peter Piper pick a peck of pickled peppers?
If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers,
where's the peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked?~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
She sells sea shells by the sea shore.
The shells she sells are surely seashells.
So if she sells shells on the seashore,
I'm sure she sells seashore shells
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A flea and a fly flew up in a flue.
Said the flea, "Let us fly!"Said the fly, "Let us flee!
"So they flew through a flaw in the flue.
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Betty Botter had some butter,
But, she said, "this butter's bitter.
If I bake this bitter butter, it would make my batter bitter.
But a bit of better butter that would make my batter better.
So she bought a bit of butter,better than her bitter butter,
And she baked it in her batter,and the batter was not bitter.
So 'twas better Betty Botter bought a bit of better butter.
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A big black bug bit a big black bear,made the big black bear bleed blood.
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Lesser leather never weathered wetter weather better.
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A bitter biting bittern Bit a better brother bittern,
And the bitter better bittern Bit the bitter biter back.
And the bitter bittern, bitten, By the better bitten bittern,Said: "I'm a bitter biter bit, alack!"
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Mr. See owned a saw.And Mr. Soar owned a seesaw.
Now See's saw sawed Soar's seesawBefore Soar saw See,
Which made Soar sore.Had Soar seen See's saw before See sawed Soar's seesaw,
See's saw would not have sawed Soar's seesaw.So See's saw sawed Soar's seesaw.
But it was sad to see Soar so soreJust because See's saw sawed Soar's seesaw!~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
Silly Sally swiftly shooed seven silly sheep.The seven silly sheep Silly Sally shooed shilly-shallied south.These sheep shouldn't sleep in a shack;sheep should sleep in a sack.

Monday, November 28, 2005

Confusion

George & CondiGeorge: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening?
Condi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader ofChina.
George: Great. Lay it on me.
Condi: Hu is the new leader of China.
George: That's what I want to know.
Condi: That's what I'm telling you.
George: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader ofChina?
Condi: Yes.
George: I mean the fellow's name.
Condi: Hu.
George: The guy in China.
Condi: Hu.
George: The new leader of China.
Condi: Hu.
George: The main man in China!
Condi: Hu is leading China.
George: Now whaddya' asking me for?
Condi: I'm telling you, Hu is leading China.
George: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China?
Condi: That's the man's name.
George: That's who's name?
Condi: Yes.
George: Will you, or will you not, tell me the name of the newleader ofChina?
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he's dead inthe MiddleEast.
Condi: That's correct.
George: Then who is in China?
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Yassir is in China?
Condi: No, sir.
George: Then who is?
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Yassir?
Condi: No, sir.
George: Look Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader ofChina. Getme the secretary General of the U.N. on the phone.
Condi: Kofi?
George: No, thanks.
Condi: You want Kofi?
George: No.
Condi: You don't want Kofi.
George: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass ofmilk. Andthen get me the U.N.
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N.
Condi: Kofi?
George: Milk! Will you please make the call?
Condi: And call who?
George: Who is the guy at the U.N?
Condi: Hu is the guy in China.
George: Will you stay out of China?!
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at theU.N.
Condi: Kofi.
George: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone.

APOLOGIZE

Who Apologize to Whom ????? Posted by Picasa

Mens Toilet in Canada



Thank God i'm not there Posted by Picasa

Wht to say?

The human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods.

On a Sears hairdryer
-- Do not use while sleeping.
(That's the only time I have to work on my hair.)

On a bag of Fritos -- You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(the shoplifter special?)

On a bar of Dial soap -- "Directions: Use like regular soap."
(and that would be???....)

On some Swanson frozen dinners -- "Serving suggestion: Defrost."
(but, it's just a suggestion.)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom) -- "Do not turn upside down."
(well...duh, a bit late, huh!)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding -- "Product will be hot after heating."
(...and you thought????...)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron -- "Do not iron clothes on body."
(but wouldn't this save me time?)

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine -- "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication."
(We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5 year-olds with head-colds off those bulldozers.)

On Nytol Sleep Aid -- "Warning: May cause drowsiness."
(...I'm taking this because???....)

On most brands of Christmas lights -- "For indoor or outdoor use only."
(as opposed to what?)

On a Japanese food processor -- "Not to be used for the other use."
(now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)

On Sainsbury's peanuts -- "Warning: contains nuts."
(talk about a news flash)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts -- "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts."
(Step 3: say what?)

On a child's Superman costume -- "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly."
(I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)

On a Swedish chainsaw -- "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals."
(Oh my God..was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)

Come back -- Sachin

Sachin come back sachin.....

today do or die for indians agains the final odi match in mumbai...
please take revenge on shawn pollock like how u took against henry olango (Zimbawe), Shoib Akthar (World cup)....i'm very excited....
waiting for ur shots..... Posted by Picasa

part - II

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Cud u understand anything?

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Sunday, November 27, 2005

Hints for Yahoo mail against Virus

Hello friends

we receive flood of mails contain virus these days and spam our mail box in Yahoo


all of these contain Virus
subjects of the mails :

Paris Hilton & Nicole Richie
Your_Password
hi, ive a new mail address
Your_IP_was_logged
Registration Confirmation




to avoid receive these mails, you can make filters in yahoo


go in your Yahoo account

"Options" + "Filter"

1. filter : if SENDER contain CIA go in trask
2. if sender contain FBI do in trash
3. if subject contain logged go in trask
4. if subject contain registration go in trash
5. if subject contain hi, ive a new go in trash
6. if subject contain logged go in trash
7. if subject contain hilton go in trash
8. if subject contain password go in trash

good luck to all

best wishes

Saturday, November 19, 2005

Bambara Kannaley

En Kadhalum Un Kadhalum Kai Korthiduma?
eludhiya en kavidhaigal un viligalil then (honey) varthiduma?
Thaniaai Thavithen Thunai aai varuvai......

Kadhal eludhiyadhu Kagidhathil,
Samadham sonnadhu enidathil,

Undhan Kadhalai naan arindhen....ennai muluvadhum thandhuviten.....