Monday, January 30, 2006

Matrimonial

These are actual ads on a matrimony site. Grammar and spell errors have no place in a profile description as everything is straight from the heart! Disclaimer : I am not responsible if you forget your basic grammar after reading this mail...
this is jst for a laugh...cos, not all is perfect in their own english


- Hello To Viewvers My Name is Sowmya , I am single i dont have male, If any one whant to marrie to me u can visite to my home. I am not a good education but i working all field in bangalroe.. if u like me u welcome to my heart... when ever u whant to meet pls viset my resident or send u letter.. Thanks yours Regards Sowmya ~*~


i want very simple boy. from brahmin educated family from orissa state she is also know about RAMAYAN, GEETA BHAGABATA, and other homework
(Homework?)

Wants a man who knows me better and can adjust with me forever. he may never create any difficulties in my life or his life by which the entire life can run smoothly. thank you
(The principle of running life smoothly was never so easy!)


he should be good looking and should have a service. he Shoulsd have one brother and one sister. he should be educated.
(ain't it unique !! 1 brother 1 sister criteria !)


I am a happy-go-lucky kind of person. Enjoys every moments of life. I love to make friendship. Becauese friendship is a first step of love. I am looking for my dreamboy who will love me more than i. Because i love myself a lot. If u think that is u then why to late come on . hold my hand forever !!!
(The dilwale dulhaniya effect)


i am simple girl.I have lot ofproblem in my life because of my luck now i am looking one boy he care me and love me lot lot lot
(I don't know why but this is one of my favorites)


My husband should be as 'Shiva' as in Kahani Ghar Ghar Ki and as Tanwerr as in KSBKBT......
(Ok I haven't seen these soaps but I am sure she must be demanding too much, ain't he?)

i want a boy with no drinks if he wants he can wear jeans in house but while steping out of house he should give recpect to our cast
(by not wearing his jeans? Wat the hell...)


HYE I AM A GOOD LOKING GIRL,WHO HAS THE CAPABILITY TO MAKE ANY BODY TO LOUGH.I BELIEVE IN GOD AND ACCORDING TO ME FRIENDS ARE THE REAL MESSENGER OF GOD. THE 3 THINGS I AM LOOKING FROM A BOY ,THEY ARE 1.THEY MUST BELIEVE IN GOD.2. THEY HAVE TO LIKE MY PROFFESION AND THEY SHOULD NOT GET BORED WITH ME WHEN I WILL TRY TO MAKE THEM LOUGH.
(all of us are loughing{laughing})


whatever he may be but he should feel that he is going to be someone groom and he must think of the future life if he is too like this he would bde called the man of the lamp
(I am clueless, I feel so lost. Can anyone tell me what this girl wants)


i love my patner i marriage the patner ok i search my patner and i love the patner ok thik hai the patner has a graduate ok
(I am again clueless but I liked the use of "ok". The person is suffering from "Ok-syndrome")


HI IAM VERY COOL NUATHER OK MY HOBBY IS SEE T.V AND NEWS OK I HAVE 1 CAR AND 1 BONWL OK MY MOTHER ALSO GOOD OK MY FARUET WORLD IS OK
(the "ok syndrome" again)


iam pranati my family histoy my two brother two sister and fater&mother sister complity marred
(somebody please explain in comments section how to get married 'completely'?)


iam very simpel and hanest. i have three sister one brother and parent. i am doing postal sarvice and tailor master my original resdence at kalahandi diste naw iam staing at rayagada dist.
(actually what is this girl doing? Postal service or tailor.??)


my name is farhanbegum and i am unmarried. pleaes you marrige me pleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes
(height of desperation! J )

Iwant one boy who love me or my mother. he love me heartly or he havea frank he's skin colour 'normal'not a black or not a whitey. IThink the main think is heart if your heart is beautiful then you are beautiful. but iam not a handsome girl or not a good looking. but my Mom say that Iam a good girl. My father already expired . iam ''AEKLAUTA''. THE CHOICE IS YOUR. bye bye.
(uttama purishinin)


iam kanandevi. i do owo businas.one sistar.he was marred.
(No comments)


I AM LITTLE FAIR INDIAN COLOUR. I DON'T HAVE ANY HABIT.
(maybe the poor guy meant BAD habits)

hello i am a good charactarised woman. i want to run my life happily.i divorced my first husband.his charactor is not good'. i expect the good minded and clean habits boy who may be in the same caste or other caste accepted ...
(but credit cards not accepted..???)


my colour is black,but my heart is white.i like social service
(Zebra..???)


i'm looking out for who lives in bombay, boy simple who trust me lot should be roman catholic, LOVE ME ONLY.
(Now that criterion is a must, isn't it?)


to be married on jan-2005. working man perferable
(this girl has fixed the marriage date too! But she is yet to find a bride. I wish his best luck on behalf of all of us. I am sure she will get one soon.)


i would like a beautyfull boy. and i do not want his any treasure. because boy is the maharaja.
(Now he is going to be a lucky boy! Any takers?)

ssc failed three times and worked with privated ltd company which not paying salary at present.

Saturday, January 28, 2006

Vettipaya mavaney

he he one of my friend forwarded this amazing ulta song from SUTTUM VIZHI- Gajini...

Njoy..........



Vetti paya mavaney Vetti paya mavaney
Vettiya nee oorai suthadhey!
Sattai payyil dhambadi kaasukooda illama Koottam katti vambu pesadhey!
Netru endhan kanavil, ottai thattai yendhiye Pichai ketka soppanam
kandane!
Nee vandhu Pichai ketka soppanam kandane!
(Vetti paya mavaney)

Thinnayil unnai kandane Rummyil unnai kandane Kallukkadai benchil unnai
kandane!
Somberigal kootam pottaal,
Nee adhil thalaivan endru
Indru dhaney naanum kandu kondane!
Bladeugalil mokkai blade
Unnidmdhan naan kandane - une vaarthai
Bladeai kollum blade enbane!
(Vetti paya mavaney)

Marangothi paravai ondru Sevikkuley ponadhendru Udal mudhal uyir varai
nondhane!
Theeyindri thiriyumindri ennudal eriyumendru Une pechai kettunarndhu
kondane!
Mazhai azhaga? Veyyil azhaga?
Neeyirundhaal yedhu azhagu? Nee ooril,
Illavittaal rendum azhagu!
(Vetti paya mavaney)

nice song dude .......

Hats off for ur Hatrick Pathan.........

India vs Pakisthan :- 3rd Test Match

0.4 Pathan to Salman Butt, OUT: fuller this time and on the off, the ball swings late and Butt plays at it tentatively. The ball takes the edge and goes towards slip. Rahul Dravid dives low and takes a sharp catch!
India have got off to the best possible start! Pakistan have lost their first wicket without a single run on the board! Rahul Dravid will already be breathing easier about his decision to field first. That is a great start for India in this decisive Test match. Younis Khan is the new batsman.
0.5Pathan to Younis Khan, OUT: full and on the stumps, this one swings in very late, that is a perfectly pitched delivery and it nails Younis lbw right in front of the stumps!
India on fire here!!!!
Pakistan in dire straits here at two wickets down without a run on the board. What a start for the Indian team and Irfan Pathan, who is on a hat-trick! Just a bit more for the bowlers and what a difference it makes! Mohammad Yousuf is facing the hat-trick ball. Three slips and two gullies in place
0.6 Pathan to Mohammad Yousuf, OUT: Got him! Sensational stuff at the National Stadium! Mohammad Yousuf bowled through the gate by a pearl of an inswinger! That one came in superbly after pitching outside off stump and shattered the stumps!

What a start for India! Pakistan have lost three wickets in the
first over without a run on the board! Irfan Pathan becomes the
second Indian bowler to take a Test hat-trick after Harbhajan
Singh!
Unbelievable scenes here at the National Stadium.


i'm exicited....

Friday, January 27, 2006

Run.

i duno hw many of u hav listen this bit song from Run...( this is my ring tone now!!!!)

Lyrics:-

Oru murai aval vizhi ennai thoda mudhal murai verkiren...
ho ho

Mazhai thoda veyil sudum pudhu vidha anubavam paakiren
vo voh voh

Kanavedhu nijamedhu oru badhil tharumpadi ketkiren..
vo voh voh.....

Thursday, January 26, 2006

Happy Republic Day

Happy Republic Day ............


I'm very Proud to be an indian in everything.......
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Wednesday, January 25, 2006

En Iniya Kadhali hey !!!!!!!!

Read this love letter.......In today's world of MBA's and Yuppies, the old fashioned love-letter is being replaced by such 'corporate' love letters. go ahead and read on.....

Dearest Ms. xyz,
I am very happy to inform you that I have fallen in love with you.Since the 14th of February(Sunday).
With reference to the meeting held between us on the 13th of February at 1500 hrs, I would like to present myself as a prospective lover.
Our love affair would be on probation for a period of three months and depending on compatibility, would be made permanent.
Of course, upon completion of probation, there will be continuous on the job training and performance appraisal schemes leading up to from lover to spouse.
The expenses incurred for coffee and entertainment would initially be shared equally between us.
Later, based on your performance, I might take up a larger share of the expenses. However I am broadminded enough, to be taken care of all your expense account.
I request you to kindly respond within 30 days of receiving this letter, failing which, this offer would be cancelled without further notice and I shall be considering someone else.
I would be happy, if you could forward this letter to your sister, if you do not wish to take up this offer..
Thanking you in anticipation.

Yours sincerely,

vera yaaru?

Monday, January 23, 2006

Thursday, January 19, 2006

Dare to do this !!!

A man joined a big Multi National Company as a trainee.....
On his first day, he dialled the kitchen and shouted into the phone: "Get me a cup of coffee, quickly!
"The voice from the other side responded: "You fool; you've dialled thewrong extension!
Do you know who you're talking to?"
"No" replied the trainee.
"It's the Managing Director of the company, you idiot!
"The trainee shouted back: "And do you know who YOU are talking to, you IDIOT?"
"No!" replied the Managing Director angrily.
"Thank God!" replied the trainee and put down the phone .....

Governance System

As daily habit Pintu was reading newspaper. Suddenly he asked his father, " Dad! What does it mean by 'Governance System' ? " "Its Like..." father said while thinking, " See! I earn and bring money to home, mean's I am a 'Money Holder'. Your mother decides where and howto spend that money and that means she is 'Government'. That maid in ourhome is doing all the household works, so she will be 'Labour Class'. You are a 'Common man' or 'Public'. Your kid brother is 'Future' or the 'Next Generation', understand?".That day Pintu slept with all those thoughts. In the middle of the night he woke-up because his kid brother was crying. He wetted the matress so he was crying. Pintu went to woke-up his mother. She was in deep sleep so Pintu went to the Maiden's room to wake her up. But there his father was sleeping. So he came back with frustration. Next morning father asked Pintu, " Hey Pintu Darling! You understood the 'Governance System'? ". Pintu replied, " Yeah Dad, I understood! When money Holder is exploiting Labour Class, our Government is sleeping. Future of our nation is crying for not getting their basic needs fulfilled and in all this Common Man is suffering !".

Saturday, January 07, 2006

Monita Rojpal _ CNN

One of the smartest i've ever seen....in the Television (Ofcourse)... he he he... Posted by Picasa
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Wednesday, January 04, 2006

Shooted !!!!!

Courtesy : - http://priyablogshere.blogspot.com/


10 Favorites:
Favorite Season: Winter
Favorite Sport:Cricket
Favorite Time:Late Nite
Favorite Month:December
Favorite Actor: Ajith
Favorite Actress: Jothika
Favorite Ice Cream: Chocobar
Favorite Food: Rice with Rasam and pappad
Favorite Drink: KingFisher (Larger)
Favorite Place: Ooty

9 Currents:
Current Feeling: Hungry
Current O/S:Win XP
Current Windows Open: Vikatan.com
Current Drink: Masala Tea
Current Time:10:45 AM
Current Mobile Used: Nokia 7210 (pretty old)
Current Show on TV: its been 6months since i watchd any programs
Current Thought:When I'll finish my work?
Current Cloth: Formals

8 Firsts:
First Nick: Gops
First Kiss: somtime in Mid of May'1997
First Crush: somtime in Mid of May'1997
First Computer: IBM (in my office)
First Vehicle I Drove:Cycle,Bike-YamahaRX-100, Car-TataEstate,Van-Maruti Omni, Jeep-TataSumo, 6wheeler- Canter
First Job: Sales representative (AirCel Mobile - year 2000)
First Movie I Watched in Pulse Global's print: A Great Escape
First Pet: My first Cycle

7 Lasts:
Last Chai: 1hr before
Last Movie: Dhoom ( 8th time)
Last time I drove: Mitshubishi Gallant (today morning)
Last Beauty Parlor Visit: Squeeze me......
Last website visited: Cricinfo.com
Last Software Installed: NFS Underground
Last Pill I Had: Panadol

6 Have You Evers:
Have You Ever Broken the Law: obviously more than 100 times
Have You Ever Been Drunk: Yes, before 4yrs
Have You Ever Climbed a Tree:Yes,a drumstick tree in my parents village
Have You Ever Kissed someone whom u dont know: Mite me in my dream
Have You Ever been in the middle/close to a Gunfire/Bomblast : yo yo aiyo ai yo
Have You Ever Broken Anyone's Heart: By Chance

5 Things:
Things You Can Hear Now: endrendrum punnaigai (song from Alaipaiudhey)
Things on Your Computer Table: My Mobile, a cup of tea(ofcourse, my monitor,keyboard etc)
Things on Your Bed: nothing except my pillow and blanket, MP3 disc man.
Things You ate today: 2slice of bread with boiled egg, and glass of milk
Things in Mind: atleast to finalize some of accounts in my office

4 Places U've been today:
Cafeteria
Amex Office
My Office
Yet to go to give my car service

3 People U can tell anything To:
Sweet Heart (Dhandapani)
God
Myself


2 Choices:
Black or White:Black
Hot or Cold:Cold

1 Thing you want to do before u die:
To take a photograph with Sachin Tendulkar

Tuesday, January 03, 2006

Nethaji Subash Chandra Bose

It is said tht this is the last letter written by N.S.Bose to his wife before he died in a Air Crash

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Invitation !!!!

~Shree Khaa Naa Ya Namaha~

Mrs. and Mr. Sambhar Chatni

Request the pleasure of the company of

Mrs. & Mr. Idli

On the occasion of the Marriage of their grandson,

SADA DOSA
( Son of Mrs. & Mr. Masala Dosa)

to

PANI PURI
( Daughter of Mrs. & Mr. Bhel Puri)

on 30th January 2006, 12.00 a.m. at

Dahi Wada Hall, Samosa Building,
Cham Cham Road, Opposite Papad Theatre,
Haldiram, Chennai Rasgulla 000 000.


Res. : "Nariyal ka Chatni", Paneer Rd.
Chola Battura Avenue, Mumbai Dhokla 400 111.
Tel. 91-00-0000-000

email id: Stomach_upset@indigestion.com

NO GIFTS PLEASE, ONLY PRESENTS.

Best wishes from : Mr. Ghee roast dosa and Mrs. Dahi puri